♥hey dickface♥: Archive

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edtroll asked: Hey gurl how have you been. Also I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your jeans.

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mcdammit-archive: How to flirt: Say smooth suave sexy things like Sit on my penis Touch my penis I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes Do romantic things like: Ask to see a girl’s boobs Shave dollar signs into your pubes Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping

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the republican party: -slowly backs away from rick santorum and runs away as fast as it can-

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A list of things that do not offend people

yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist

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annawintour: at school whenever someone wanted to copy my answers i’d tell them the wrong answers and watch them get depressed when they failed the test

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shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months the worst 3 months of existence

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