March 2012
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edtroll asked: Hey gurl how have you been. Also I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your jeans.
mcdammit-archive:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
the republican party: -slowly backs away from rick santorum and runs away as fast as it can-
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A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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annawintour:
at school whenever someone wanted to copy my answers i’d tell them the wrong answers and watch them get depressed when they failed the test
shavingryansprivates:
remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
the worst 3 months of existence
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free tickets to t.mills concert tonight
hollllaaaaaaa
leftoversmoke asked: You're gorgeous and my tumblr crush :] Have a nice day !
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god dammit
im so pissed that im not in tampa right now at SPOT becoming friends with ryan sheckler and lil wayne.
we’ll meet again wayne.
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edtroll asked: Can I get like.... 200 bucks, I'll invite you to see childish gambino with me in orlando :D
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