edtroll asked: Hey gurl how have you been. Also I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your jeans.
mcdammit-archive: How to flirt: Say smooth suave sexy things like Sit on my penis Touch my penis I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes Do romantic things like: Ask to see a girl’s boobs Shave dollar signs into your pubes Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
the republican party: -slowly backs away from rick santorum and runs away as fast as it can-
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
annawintour: at school whenever someone wanted to copy my answers i’d tell them the wrong answers and watch them get depressed when they failed the test
shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months the worst 3 months of existence
free tickets to t.mills concert tonight
leftoversmoke asked: You're gorgeous and my tumblr crush :] Have a nice day !
im so pissed that im not in tampa right now at SPOT becoming friends with ryan sheckler and lil wayne. we’ll meet again wayne.
edtroll asked: Can I get like.... 200 bucks, I'll invite you to see childish gambino with me in orlando :D